1) During an appearance on The Today Show our president said the cost of his wars & the way his corporate buddies move money out of the country is actually good for the economy. So why is it tanking? According to GWB, & I quote, it’s ‘cause, “We built too many homes”. In other words, the biggest threat to America may be our contractors. Wow – attacked by House-Qaida!

2) With a leader like ours its no surprise we’re getting dumber in the USA. Here’s the proof. Only 1 in 4 Americans know the warning signs of a heart attack. So how does this make us dumber my minions ask? Because back in 2001 1 in 3 knew the warning signs. We are now significantly more stupid. So even though we can gets the informations from the Internets – Mama, we’re all dumber now!

3) My husband’s a soldier in Iraq so stories like this make my heart skip a beat. For the 4th time in a week the Green Zone was hit by rocket or mortar fire. The Iraqi government is collapsing, violence continues & the light at the end of the tunnel remains unseen. Meanwhile, wives & families back home spend sleepless nights crazy with worry wondering why our loved ones are still there.

4) Acts of random kindness are what make my minions beautiful. An 8-year-old in GA on a long list for a kidney transplant was running out of time. When all else failed fliers were posted & a complete stranger contacted her family to donate the gift of life. One of my trusted advisors always says that the only true sin is allowing a minion to suffer when we can do something about it. & he’s so right!

5) Gun laws were designed to protect us from guns & the people shooting them. The laws just aren’t working. Again we witnessed another senseless shooting at a school. Think of it this way: If a right to bear arms makes guns available to crazed killers then why doesn’t a right to the pursuit of happiness make morphine available to 24/7 party people like me?

6) Here’s the score on Dem vs. GOP leaders. A 4% vs. 2% GDP; National debt 5 trill vs. 9 trill; 43I surplus vs. a 734 bill deficit; 1.7 mill vs. 369 thou job creation; 31 vs. 36 mill in poverty; 380 vs. a 759 bill trade deficit; Uninsured reduced by 4 mill vs. increased by 8 mill; Income up by 6 grand vs. down by 1. Read the numbers, do the math. It may make you weep but it’s sure to make you think!

7) Golly Toto, women’s rights are under attack again in KS. An anti-abortion DA subpoenaed a local clinic to make medical records public. So much for patient -Dr. confidentiality & the right to privacy! It makes me wonder what will be taken tomorrow. Thomas Jefferson said, “A government big enough to give everything is strong enough to take everything”. Remember minions, our bodies - ourselves!

8) Max, you da dawg! His owner left the Boxer in front of a store in a truck & returned to find it gone he so reported it to police as stolen. Cops found it parked across the street at a fast food joint. Turns out the canine kicked it into gear and caused it to roll there. If dogs could talk I’m sure he’d say “1 Big Max, with poodle fries & Supersize it”.I may have maxed out my street cred on this story but you don’t have to double dog dare me to say I’m ER & I just gave you the M3 Radio Independent News. Sayonara bitches!