1) For both sexes size matters. We like it so big it feels like it's gonna split our insides out & rip open our souls. We love to feel it pump, throb, swell & get so frickin' hot it's like we're gonna burst into flames. When it comes to a climax you think it'll melt your skeleton & blister your blissed out brain. Get your minds out of the gutters minions – because I'm talking about freaking FAME!

2) Am I an accessory to a crime? For a taste of fame teenagers filmed & posted the beating of a FL girl on Youtube. Those who viewed it were sickened as they watched it repeatedly. On TV many famous people & commentators disgustedly discussed it ad nauseam. Thanks to us all the 8 felonious females are now World Famous. Your Honor, we the people must plead guilty.

3) Justice is famous for being blind. An innocent man spent 26 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit. 2 Lawyers finally revealed an affidavit signed by a now deceased former client who admitted he murdered the person the other con was serving time for. Why the wait? They were bound by legal ethics of lawyer-client privilege. Ethics - you want answers? You can't handle the truth!

4) M3 News is famous for pointing out how the Bush war on terror is just a game of smoke & mirrors. After billions of dollars, millions maimed & thousands killed a top terrorist is now dead. The White House confirmed & celebrated the death of a top al-Qaida boss. He apparently died of natural causes, specifically, hepatitis. Sounds like more of the famous Bushy moustache ride to me!

5) Bush bragged that an early convert to his famous flower of blossoming democracy in countries he called the axis of evil was the conversion of Libya. Since 2006 the famous former supporter of terrorism's back up to it's famous old tricks of trying to buy 64 million $ of weapons for war-torn Muslim territories from our close ally & famous friend - Italy

6) Famous for marching to his own drummer Ex-president Carter met Hamas reps to discuss Middle East peace. In light of the current US strategy in this area I give Carter kudos for initiative but await the outcome of his efforts before I make any final judgement. The Bush administration immediately condemned Carter because just think of what Middle East peace would do to the price of oil!

7) This just in! It's rumored famous 9/11 mastermind Osama bin Laden was discovered in NJ. Allegedly the Jihadist spent all these years in a 10-yr. old girl's bed hidden between her and her 14-yr. old cat. Our military took immediate action and pummeled the home with artillery shells. The girl, Cassandra, was unhurt but Sarah the cat was killed. The al-Qaida boss escaped unharmed!

8) Here's what I do know about life & fame: You never know how long it'll last but it'll probably end sooner then you think & fade quicker than a smile. What you did to achieve it plus the sum of what you really are is equal to the person you wake up as every morning. Minions, it's not about who knows you but how well you know yourselves. Time to account & take a tally. So if I'm ER then this must be the M3 Radio Independent News. Sayonara bitches!